10 Holiday Jokes to Ensure You’ll Be the Life of the Party on New Year’s Eve

December 31, 2015
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Want to get liven up any holiday party? Tell a few jokes! There’s nothing kids (and adults, too!) like better than a few ho-ho-hos. Don’t know any jokes? No problem! Here are 10 holiday-themed jokes that are sure to lift everyone’s spirits and get the good times rolling.
 

Remember: They may be holiday humdingers, but that doesn’t mean you can’t use them year round. For even more funnies of the funniest kind, be sure to subscribe to Cricket.
 

What do you call a singing beetle?
A humbug.
 
What’s Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song?
Jungle Bells.
 
Why is the calendar crying?
Its days are numbered.
 
Jokes Calendar
Why doesn’t peanut butter like the holidays?
Because ‘tis the season to be jelly.
 
Who gives everyone five cents at Christmas?
Saint Nickel-as.
 
What do you get if you eat holiday decorations?
Tinselitis.
 
Jokes  Tinsel
Who dresses in red, carries a bag of toys, and falls down the chimney?
Santa Klutz.
 
What’s a vampire’s favorite Christmas song?
I’m Screaming for a Bite Christmas.
 
Who sings “Love Me Tender” and makes Christmas toys?
Santa’s little Elvis.
 
Jokes Elvis
Why did the angel lose his job?
He had harp failure.

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