Want to get liven up any holiday party? Tell a few jokes! There’s nothing kids (and adults, too!) like better than a few ho-ho-hos. Don’t know any jokes? No problem! Here are 10 holiday-themed jokes that are sure to lift everyone’s spirits and get the good times rolling.
Remember: They may be holiday humdingers, but that doesn’t mean you can’t use them year round. For even more funnies of the funniest kind, be sure to subscribe to Cricket.
What do you call a singing beetle?
What’s Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song?
Why is the calendar crying?
Its days are numbered.
Why doesn’t peanut butter like the holidays?
Because ‘tis the season to be jelly.
Who gives everyone five cents at Christmas?
What do you get if you eat holiday decorations?
Who dresses in red, carries a bag of toys, and falls down the chimney?
What’s a vampire’s favorite Christmas song?
I’m Screaming for a Bite Christmas.
Who sings “Love Me Tender” and makes Christmas toys?
Santa’s little Elvis.
Why did the angel lose his job?
He had harp failure.